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Oh jeez… why is Mexico some white (or asian, idk) chick with red hair? 

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Human name: Evita Vega
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Height: 5”6
Hair: Auburn
Eyes: See picture
Various accessories: Golden hoop earrings
Hairstyle: Down to shoulders

I just… why auburn hair? Is it dyed?

Sibling(s): Brazil and Cuba (adopted siblings)
Parents: Aren’t spoken of
————(You choose: America, or Prussia for a boyfriend)————

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Let’s ignore the fact that Mexico and America have a less than ideal relationship and just focus on the fact that Prussia is a possible boyfriend. Just, why?! Did Mexico and Prussia ever interact in history? I just…

Friends: Most everyone

Bupkis! You’re not going to be friends with everyone or nearly everyone! That’s not how life works.

Enemies: Whoever makes her mad

Well, yea. I’m pretty sure everyone alive feels that way.

Hates: Doesn’t PARTICULARLY like Belarus, anything annoying

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Why would she care about Belarus?! When have Mexico and Belarus ever had any issues?! Ugh this is such a thinly disguised self-insert, I’m disgusted.

Likes: Festivals, home cooking, family

Ok.

———WHAT THEY THINK———

THIS NEVER ENDS WELL.

Italy: Shes not like her sister at all!!

Well yea. People are individuals.

Germany: She is a very good trainer. I see her exercising all the time…

Literally all Germany cares about.

Japan: Very loud…

Is she? We were never told her personality, so I’ve no fucking clue.

America: DUDES!! This girl knows how to party! Shes always so much fun to hang with!

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Generic response from America. At least he wasn’t eating a hamburger.

England: She says flying mint bunny is nonexistent! And she acts NOTHING like her sister.

Isn’t Mexico like generally superstitious? I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure superstitions and folklore are very much alive in Mexico. So Mexico would be one of the few countries that would logically be able to see or believe in flying mint bunny.

Canada: She doesn’t notice me…I cant say I know her very well…

OH MY GOD IT’S THE SAME CONTINENT.

Whatever, bro. Whatever.

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- Ace

posted 1 year ago @ 14 Mar 2013 with 42 notes
xhetalia xmary sue xwhitewashed xno personality xcanon love xstolen art
  1. mage-of-eternal-time reblogged this from 3lsens and added:
    Damn. Didn’t know you felt so strongly about this, Alincy. I mean, I knew you woukd react. But not with Karkat level...
  2. soborbono reblogged this from 3lsens
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  4. 3lsens reblogged this from mage-of-eternal-time and added:
    OK LET ME TELL YOU SOME THINGS ABOUT HOW MEXICO WOULD BE FOR STARTER: THIS IS HOW A REAL MEXICAN LOOKS LIKE MOST OF US...
  5. taekwoonmorelikeiswoon reblogged this from mah0uka
  6. mah0uka reblogged this from marysuefacepalm and added:
    /LAUGHS
  7. kaitushiki reblogged this from marysuefacepalm and added:
    HOLY FUCK LET ME PUKE TO THIS MÉXICO, PLEASE. Okay, now I’m laughing instead of actually feeling insulted
  8. gatekeeper-the-kid reblogged this from marysuefacepalm
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  10. marilapis reblogged this from marysuefacepalm and added:
    Apparently researching Mexico’s history is too damn hard.
  11. shadamy4lif3 reblogged this from marysuefacepalm and added:
    So you think you’re Mexican…. clearly this woman is confused
  12. sugarplumtits said: MEXICO!? NO
  13. pancakedemons said: I’M 1000000000000% SURE A MEXICAN DID NOT MAKE THIS.
  14. lisaleepersonal said: Why do they all dislike Belarus?! Just why?
  15. potatohunny said: "Hair: Auburn. Eyes: see picture." That part cracked me up.
  16. shuttersmiley reblogged this from marysuefacepalm and added:
    Nothing about that had anything to do with Mexico. Are any of these people even remotely away of cultures other than...
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